For those of you who are PLANNING to poke holes in condoms, consider this me reaching through the monitor and slapping your face! How can you be so irresponsible, selfish, and thoughtless? You’re not mature enough to raise a kid if you’re tricking people into impregnating you or into getting pregnant. It won’t make him love you more or stay with you if you trap him in an 18-year (life-long, really) commitment (or her). If you’re abused, he’ll abuse the kid too. If you’re doing it to a woman, you deserve another slap because of the pregnancy/labor or abortion she’ll have to go through. And if you’re planning on doing it to a pair of people, then you’re really going to hell. Talk to Dr. Phil or someone because you need help.
I’m 99.9% sure everything’s ok. Otherwise our lives are about to get a heck of a lot more interesting.
Wouldn’t that be so awkward for the kid, though? I mean, you don’t tell them–but if they found out….
Til’ next time, this has been Mrs. Micah—looking out for your reproductive system.